“‘Your little hoodrat friend makes me sick but after I get sick I just get sad.
Because it burns being broke. It hurts to be heartbroken. And always being both must be a drag. she’s been calling me again. she’s been calling me again.’
‘Your little hoodrat friend’s been calling me again.
And I can’t stand all the things that she sticks into her skin.
Like sharpened ballpoint pens and steel guitar strings.
She says it hurts, but it’s worth it.
Tiny little text etched into her neck it said “Jesus lived and died for all your sins.”
She’s got blue black ink and it’s scratched into her lower back.
It says: “Damn right He’ll rise again.” Yeah, damn right you’ll rise again.’
‘I’ve been dusted in the dark up in penetration park and I’ve been plastered.
I’ve been shaking hard and searching in a dirty storefront church and
I’ve been plowed. But I ain’t ever been with your little hoodrat friend.
What makes you think I’m getting with your little hoodrat friend?’
‘Your little hoodrat friend got me high though.
We were seventeen and stuck up in Osseo.
She said it’s funny how true love gets troubled by still water and washed up in the Mississippi river.
Her claddagh ring was pointed at the people.
She said “St. Theresa comes to me in dreams.”
She said “I ain’t gonna do anything sexual with you.
I’m kinda saving myself for the scene.”’
‘I’ve been dusted in the dark up in penetration park and I’ve been plastered.
I’ve been shaking hard and searching in a dirty storefront church and I’ve been plowed. But I ain’t ever been with your little hoodrat friend.
What makes you think I’m getting with your little hoodrat friend?’
‘She said: “City Center used to be the center of the scene. now City Center’s over.
No one really goes there. Then we used to drink beneath this railroad bridge.
Some nights the bus wouldn’t even stop, there were just too many kids.”’
‘I was waiting for my ride and I got jumped from behind. I got punctured.
I got stopped by the cops and they found it in my socks and I got probed.
But I ain’t ever been with your little hoodrat friend.
What makes you think I’m getting with your little hoodrat friend?’”
The song is a conversation between the narrator and Charlemagne. The narrator is asking Charlemagne about Holly after the events of the album presumably. So before even getting into the story of the album, we jump ahead to the aftermath of Charlemagne and Holly.
The song starts as a clear slight against Holly. Charlemagne feigns pity for her, since she’s a wreck basically, and that it’s sad how she won’t stop calling him. He then proceeds to further break down her terrible state and mock her terrible Jesus tattoos.
The chorus gives insight into Charlemagne’s harshness. He vividly explains how he was dragged through the mud on account of Holly, totally drunk, strung out, subjected to cheap attempts at spirituality, but never “got” with her. Obviously this is a bitter former acquaintance’s attempt at gaining the upperhand in the eyes of his peers. And soon, Charlemagne’s account starts to get shaky and reveals him to be more vulnerable than he says.
The second verse flows into a warmer recollection of Holly the more Charlemagne thinks and speaks about her. They would get high when they were younger, and Holly had a knack for spellbinding those around her. Holly could border being poetic, spiritually affirming, or sexually engaging at any given moment, as her three quotes serve to show.
The bridge of the song is a quote from Holly showing she would open up to Charlemagne about her youth and her hometown and points out that maybe she really did have feelings for him and it wasn’t all a show she put on for him. Maybe he wasn’t like the others she manipulated and had fall for her.
Right as this notion is introduced though, we are given a huge break in the album’s story. The last chorus reveals Charlemagne is betrayed at some point and jumped. Specifically, he gets stabbed. Not only does he get stabbed, but in getting stabbed, he also gets busted by the cops. And anally probed. So by the end of the song we know Charlemagne gets stabbed, Holly is a touchy subject for him, and that Charlemagne may be the worst source to ask for a straight account of anything. (More examples of great Charlemagne interrogations: “Hot Soft Light”, “Sequestered in Memphis”.)
